I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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