im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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