woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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