Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
