Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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