Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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