Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
