Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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