Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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