I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
