Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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