Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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