her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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