Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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