why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
