need another drink. this is the easiest way
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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