Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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