Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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