they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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