break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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