i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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