that's an acceptable place to lick
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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