Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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