Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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