I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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