do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
