return my video game
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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