you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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