"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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