So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
