Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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