She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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