dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
A bitchslap is in order.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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