Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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