If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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