And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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