i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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