Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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