i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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