I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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