I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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