Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm just crazy horny about you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I think I just sharted jello shots
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