You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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