can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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