Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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