PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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