So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We are all done wearing pants today
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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