Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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