I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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