Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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